Knife Attack on Train

[GrannyMac]

[JBR]

The same is true of just about all politicians. This is the reason they always stand to speak. Be far too muffled if they didn't. 

I was always assuming that they stood to speak because if sitting down their words would have difficulty in emerging from their arses.

[Scrumpy]

Exactly what Klondike said..
😄 😁 😄 😄 

[klondike]

But not original with me of course. I don't recall when I first heard the joke but it was a long long time ago. They have been telling porkies for as long as I recall.