Earth Quakes in the UK

[dextrous63]

Well, as Columbo would say....just one more thing.

Mups started an entirely sensible thread (for a rare change 😬) and you lot have ruined it through your, well, not to beat around the bush, quite frankly lude and rude implications of hanky panky.

If Mary Whitehouse were still alive, I'd get her onto the case.

You are all just filthy, depraved and potty-mouthed hooligans.

[klondike]

Indeed so
Heads should be hung in shame
How's it hanging Dex old boy?
Have you tried the meds?

[dextrous63]

I take my daily ones...

[klondike]

I have to take some little blue ones but they aren't what most would think little blue ones are.

[Vlad]

I don't need any of that stuff, but I am advised by my GP to advise my sexual partners not to stare at my humungous love muscle.
It sense fear ....

[muddy]

I take my daily ones...

What I want to know is will they work on my sunflowers who are looking a bit floppy ? 

[klondike]

I reckon bamboo canes for those. Possibly all that would work for some on the other little problem too.