A stupid mistake - any advice please

Mups · February 25, 2025, 10:20:26 PM

Well I did cook it in the end, and I tested the temperature to make sure the inside of the joint was cooking hot enough to destroy any bacteria (I hope).
Apparently it needs to be over a certain temperature to kill E.Coli and Salmonella, so lets hope its alright.
It smells delicious.

I cooled it, and it is in the fridge now, and I shall carve it up into portions in the morning and pop them into the freezer.

If I have done this all wrong, I will let you all know and perhaps someone could bring me some pain killers a lorry load of toilet rolls sharpish.

Thanks again folks. x

dextrous63 · February 25, 2025, 10:49:13 PM

Am sure it'll be fine..

Mups · February 25, 2025, 10:53:01 PM

And I thought you were being kind - until I saw the revolting cartoon!

muddy · February 26, 2025, 06:40:34 AM

Enjoy your joint Mups

PS are you leaving the dog bed to Raven as well ? 🙂

klondike · February 26, 2025, 08:10:44 AM

I'm sure it will be fine too. If not then imodium is your friend

Mups · February 26, 2025, 08:58:33 AM

Quote from: muddy on February 26, 2025, 06:40:34 AMEnjoy your joint Mups

PS are you leaving the dog bed to Raven as well ? 🙂

Hiya Muddy

February 26, 2025, 08:59:01 AM

Quote from: klondike on February 26, 2025, 08:10:44 AMI'm sure it will be fine too. If not then imodium is your friend

Agh, you rotten devil.
You'd better bring me some along with the barrow load of loo rolls.

Scrumpy · February 26, 2025, 09:17:06 AM

Go for it... Try not to think too much about it when you are eating it..

JBR · February 26, 2025, 10:38:48 AM

Quote from: Mups on February 26, 2025, 08:58:33 AMYou'd better bring me some along with the barrow load of loo rolls.

On the assumption that you haven't vomited yet, I'm sure a barrow-load of bog rolls will come in handy later today.

dextrous63 · February 26, 2025, 10:42:05 AM

This is where having installed a bidet douche spray to my toilets would prove to be useful.

JBR · February 26, 2025, 10:53:02 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on February 26, 2025, 10:42:05 AMThis is where having installed a bidet douche spray to my toilets would prove to be useful.

You should invite Mups around. Go on, she's a friend in need.

dextrous63 · February 26, 2025, 11:12:43 AM

Quote from: JBR on February 26, 2025, 10:53:02 AMYou should invite Mups around. Go on, she's a friend in need.

I would do, but I fear there aren't enough service stations between her house and mine. She'll need plenty of those en route.

klondike · February 26, 2025, 11:21:39 AM

Quote from: Mups on February 26, 2025, 08:58:33 AMYou'd better bring me some along with the barrow load of loo rolls.

I'm getting down my covid stocks of those - only 5¼ layers of 24 packs left in the loft now. I might have to get it insulated.

JBR · February 26, 2025, 02:35:18 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on February 26, 2025, 11:12:43 AMI would do, but I fear there aren't enough service stations between her house and mine. She'll need plenty of those en route.

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I wonder whether the **** has hit the fan yet!

dextrous63 · February 26, 2025, 03:28:06 PM

Quote from: JBR on February 26, 2025, 02:35:18 PM🤣🤣🤣

I wonder whether the **** has hit the fan yet!

I think she's set off for my place already..

JBR · February 26, 2025, 03:50:52 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on February 26, 2025, 03:28:06 PMI think she's set off for my place already..

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I think, if I look very closely, I can see her in the back of that lorry.
She's certainly having a good clear-out. Makes you wonder where it's all coming from.
Come to think of it, she hasn't been on here since early this morning.