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Started by Vlad, January 27, 2025, 07:40:45 PM

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dextrous63

Quote from: Vlad on January 27, 2025, 09:19:28 PMThanks JB, i would buy you a pint but the Jockeys Nostril has fallen into disrepair
Angela Rayner has rehoused all of the UK's lesser spotted newts into it.

I think we need a new local.

Vlad

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Quote from: dextrous63 on January 27, 2025, 09:22:17 PMAngela Rayner has rehoused all of the UK's lesser spotted newts into it.

I think we need a new local.
Same name same place?

January 27, 2025, 09:32:17 PM
Quote from: dextrous63 on January 27, 2025, 09:22:17 PMAngela Rayner has rehoused all of the UK's lesser spotted newts into it.

I think we need a new local.
Never liked her but her mother speaks highly of her, I shall speak to Vlad Brewers and offer my services again.

January 27, 2025, 09:33:12 PM
Seems like I am double posting.i will get better

dextrous63


Mups

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Quote from: dextrous63 on January 27, 2025, 09:22:17 PMAngela Rayner has rehoused all of the UK's lesser spotted newts into it.

I think we need a new local.


I know the 'Farmer's Wellie'  further down the road is empty,  has been for about the last two years.
I heard the landlord went broke when his missus divorced him for knocking off three barmaids, and helping himself out the till.

Oh, hold on a mo,  mucky maureen's just called in.  She said the Nostril is still there,  it is  just boarded up. 
You couldn't use the car park easily though,  not until someone came and cleared all the weeds,  which are about 4 ft high!
All the bins blew down to the next village in those gales too.  Oh -  and two windows are broken and the pub sign has blown away.

Other than that,  everything's fine.   

klondike

I forget quite why but the Jockey's was moved to Controversial. The door is hanging off its hinges but nothing Scrumpy couldn't fix as she is expert on such DIY feats as shed building and sign painting. If anything needs screwing up I'm sure she is up to the task. The address should it have been forgotten after imbibing the home made hooch produced in the cellar

https://letschat.club/index.php?topic=4682.0

dextrous63

IIRC it was moved as there might have been some criticism of Starmer, which would have meant we'd all have to go to jail.

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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GrannyMac

The warrior returns!   :clap:
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

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Quote from: Michael Rolls on January 28, 2025, 04:12:48 AMwelcome home!
Thank you very much, it's good..ish ti be back.

January 28, 2025, 10:09:04 AM
Quote from: GrannyMac on January 28, 2025, 07:18:50 AMThe warrior returns!  :clap:
Hi GM yes I have returned, my armour is dented and tarnished by the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune  but I am back 😀

Scrumpy

Quote from: Vlad on January 27, 2025, 07:40:45 PMHopefully forgiven. So have a pop, I promise not to loose my cool.

Who the feck are you... ? :hmm: :hmm:
  A clue would be good...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Vlad

Quote from: Scrumpy on January 28, 2025, 11:25:01 AMWho the feck are you... ? :hmm: :hmm:
  A clue would be good...
Ahh surely you remember? Bon Vivant, World Traveller, Soldier of Fortune, Best Stud in Town, Iternational Lover, Casual Hero, All Round good Guy, Philosopher, Wars fought, Revolutions started, Uprisings Quelled, computers Verified, ...now do you remember?

dextrous63

...and father of your lamb, in case you still can't remember.

Scrumpy

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 28, 2025, 12:11:21 PM...and father of your lamb, in case you still can't remember.

Was that him..? He never did tell me his name..

I've still got his dentures if he needs them.. 
One hell of a sucker... :grin: When kissing.. :wink:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Welcome back Vlad, never understood why you left !  but you've deffo been missed on here.  :upvote:
New chapter eh   :clap: 

Vlad

Hi Alex, thanks and yes I hope so, a bit battered and bruised mentally but hey ho..new horizons.