A Barry Cryer gag..

Started by zoony, January 28, 2022, 08:44:46 PM

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zoony

I put this on here some time ago. Cryer told it as quite a long but funny shaggy-dog story.. Anyhoo
A professional comedian, Barry Cryer as it happens, returning home from a gig in evening dress, calls into a Chinese chippy and orders some food. The Chinese guy behind the counter eyes the comedian, looks him up and down and says "Wha' you do"?"Sorry"? says our hero.  "Wha you do"??"Oh, I see, erm I'm a comedian."  The Chinese guy eyes him again.."No..Not possibur..""But I am"! protests our friend, only to be eyed once more.. "Okay, if you comedian, change coror!". :waiting:

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klondike

I can imagine him doing that one.  :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Michael Rolls

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Flying Bomb

#4
Another Barry one...
Owner of parrot has heart attack so parrot gets out of his
cage, knocks the phone of its cradle and dials 999.
Man answers," Do you wan't fire, police or ambulance?"
Parrot replies. "Whose a pretty boy then."

Michael Rolls

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GrannyMac

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