The price of Undies

[muddy]

I treated myself recently to what I thought was a pack of three gents' underpants at £16. Turns out, it was just one pair.  They're made with bamboo fibre (apparently) to prevent chafing and sweating around the scrotal area. Very comfy though.

step ones 
Mr M has them 

Yesterday at 07:25:39 AM

Ditto. Gives room for the old conkers to swing about.

TMI 

[GrannyMac]

 Very much TMI muddy! 

[klondike]

TMI would have been the time of swing...

[dextrous63]

Very much TMI muddy! 

In which case, I shan't mention how boxers are much better if one is applying jock itch cream to get rid of a rash 😬😬

Yesterday at 09:02:17 AM

TMI would have been the time of swing...

Such happy memories from A level physics days.🤣🤣

[Scrumpy]

Ditto. Gives room for the old conkers to swing about.

      *REPORTED*
You are not allowed to swing your conkers about..  
 It has been banned... They can have your eye out..

[GrannyMac]

Can they really?  The mind boggles!  

[dextrous63]

Can they really?  The mind boggles! 

Indeed, the ogglers will boggle😬

[Judd]

Can they really?  The mind boggles! 

To be fair, they only swing in warm weather. In winter, you can grate cheese on them...

[klondike]

Three elderly ladies were relaxing on a park bench outside their retirement home when a gray-haired gentleman strolled past.

One of the women called out,

"Hey, we bet we can guess exactly how old you are!"

Chuckling, the man replied,

"There's no way you can figure that out!"

With a twinkle in her eye, one of the ladies said,

"Oh, we can! Just drop your trousers and boxers, and we'll tell you your age on the spot."

A bit flustered but curious, the old man obliged, thinking he could prove them wrong.

The three ladies then asked him to spin around a few times and jump up and down.

Determined to see them fail, he complied.

In perfect harmony, they all shouted,

"You're 87!"

Startled and standing there in disbelief, the old man asked,

"How on earth did you know?!"

Grinning and clapping, the ladies giggled,

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

[dextrous63]

😬😬😬😬

[Mups]

Three elderly ladies were relaxing on a park bench outside their retirement home when a gray-haired gentleman strolled past.

One of the women called out,

"Hey, we bet we can guess exactly how old you are!"

Chuckling, the man replied,

"There's no way you can figure that out!"

With a twinkle in her eye, one of the ladies said,

"Oh, we can! Just drop your trousers and boxers, and we'll tell you your age on the spot."

A bit flustered but curious, the old man obliged, thinking he could prove them wrong.

The three ladies then asked him to spin around a few times and jump up and down.

Determined to see them fail, he complied.

In perfect harmony, they all shouted,

"You're 87!"

Startled and standing there in disbelief, the old man asked,

"How on earth did you know?!"

Grinning and clapping, the ladies giggled,

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

   I'd never heard that one before.  

[klondike]

I got caught out by it... 

[dextrous63]

Let's not adapt that joke to make it certain TV presenters guessing young male adult ages.😳😳