Starmer's MPs Quitting.

[klondike]

Riiiiight. 

[dextrous63]

Well, surely that's how she got promoted when Corbyn was in charge?

[Vlad]

Yes Vlad, I reckon 'Mrs Tice', (Isabel Oakshotte) knows what it is too! Perhaps its a well known story in Fleet Street already. My sources are betting on infidelity in the Starmer's little sponsored nest. Allegations infer the use of Sir Ali Baba's Penthouse, in real time was an alternate address for one or the other from time to time. These utterances continue with an Iron Curtain of complete secrecy to match the Staatssicherheit's being placed around our great leader during the run up to the election.

Meanwhile the first shivers arrive for the Pensioners as temperatures drop. 10°c at 7pm, mid wicket at Lords last night, in the latest staged ever ODI date in Engliish cricket history!

Could Mr or Mrs PM be out soon L.O.W. (Leg over wicket)!  The Truth is out There.

Cheers Cass. 

[klondike]

Well, surely that's how she got promoted when Corbyn was in charge?

Perhaps it took up more of her time 

September 29, 2024, 10:42:53 AM

My sources are betting on infidelity in the Starmer's little sponsored nest. Allegations infer the use of Sir Ali Baba's Penthouse, in real time was an alternate address for one or the other from time to time.

Starmer's little peckadillos eh? Unless Lord Ali connected him with a good surgeon to fix his shortcomings. 

I'm pretty sure had it been Boris he would have made full use of any facilities put his way. He must surely be getting tired of hearing sweet nothings about wind turbines by now.

[Vlad]

The buzz on social media indicates that he might be batting for the other side 😱😱😱😱

[JBR]

Pity.  Was hoping she might have some photos of her and Starmer engaging in copulation maximus, including handcuffs, whips, strangulation belts, ... the works.

Oh, I thought that was her and Compo.
Still, with a change of leader she probably promoted herself.

[dextrous63]

The buzz on social media indicates that he might be batting for the other side 😱😱😱😱

It might explain the cost of certain, ahem, "specialist" clothing😬

[Alex]

The buzz on social media indicates that he might be batting for the other side 😱😱😱😱

I've read that too 

[Vlad]

Camper than a row of pink tents at a Judy Garland tribute festival, as one wag has posted

[dextrous63]

Bits n bobs are being released about what Schofield said during his stranded on an island program.  Whaddya reckon?

[klondike]

The buzz on social media indicates that he might be batting for the other side 😱😱😱😱

Now that wouldn't especially surprise me. We seem to be ticking all the right boxes for pm

Woman   
Brown 
And now
Shirt lifter with learning difficulties 

[Raven]

Nice wee piccy of himself in the paper today. 

[Cassandra]

Now that wouldn't especially surprise me. We seem to be ticking all the right boxes for pm

Woman   
Brown 
And now
Shirt lifter with learning difficulties 

  

[dextrous63]

😬😬😬😬

My guess is that now his regular cash cow donor has potentially dried up, he'll have to rely on Gary Glitter's clothing donation

[klondike]

From bits I've picked up it seems that Starmer's secret is alleged to be a shaky marriage and an illegitimate child (or possibly more). The term "shape of his family" cropped up several times.

To be honest to me that's pretty much a non story and on a par with his sexuality. Not something I care about.