Things we should never do..

[Scrumpy]

Never smile at a Jehovah Witness who knocks at your door..

[Alex]

You just need to say you're Catholic 

[Scrumpy]

I have had many faiths.. I've even been Jewish ..

[Vlad]

I tell them I am awaiting Ragnarök, and I have stocked up on spam 

[Scrumpy]

Never ask a  hypochondriac how they are feeling.

[Vlad]

I have done most things in my life, but there are things I would never do which  include buggery, incest and Morris dancing

[Alex]

Believe a man when he says he's not married     

[Vlad]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[klondike]

Never smile at a Jehovah Witness who knocks at your door..

Never buy a Watch Tower to make them bugger off either. We had to move house to get away from them after that. These days I expect you'd have to declare it when you sold the place.

[dextrous63]

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in. He said, "Yeah, okay." I said "I'm just making a cup of tea, do you want one?" He said, "Yeah, sure." I said, "I've just made some toast do you want a slice?" He said, "Yeah, why not." We sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know, I've never got this far before!"

[klondike]

[Vlad]

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in. He said, "Yeah, okay." I said "I'm just making a cup of tea, do you want one?" He said, "Yeah, sure." I said, "I've just made some toast do you want a slice?" He said, "Yeah, why not." We sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know, I've never got this far before!"

😂😂😂😂. Love it!

[Scrumpy]

Never say ' I do'.. Unless you are really sure..