Things that pee you off..

[JBR]

   

September 22, 2024, 09:32:10 AM
Use of the word ' gifting' 

Going by recent news, I'd suggest a better word might be 'avoiding'!

[Alex]

Will you be ' gifting' this Christmas JB  ?

[dextrous63]

On words - I have noticed that governments never seem to spend these days they always invest.

"The reality is", usually followed by one interpretation of one way of looking at it.

[JBR]

Will you be ' gifting' this Christmas JB  ?

That depends upon the recipient.  For some I shall be 'gifting'; for others 'avoiding'!

[Vlad]

Scrolling down to find you year of birth on an online form takes bloody ages. 

[Scrumpy]

We must all do our bit for the planet.
I have just unplugged a row of electric cars that no-one seemed to be using.

[GrannyMac]

On words again - does anyone really 'purchase' stuff?  I buy things.

[Vlad]

On words again - does anyone really 'purchase' stuff?  I buy things.

Thats because you are a girly....girlies always buy 'stuff' 😁

[Alex]

On words again - does anyone really 'purchase' stuff?  I buy things.

No, I buy stuff too GM.     I once worked in a Purchasing Department where the staff who purchased goods were known as the "Buyers" 

[JBR]

On words again - does anyone really 'purchase' stuff?  I buy things.

Oh no!  That's Marge's job.

[GrannyMac]

Not being able to get back to sleep in the morning really pees me off! Like now. 

[dextrous63]

Being woken up by my wife to be told that the cat has brought a mouse into the bedroom.

[Raven]

The new freeview record box, old one finally died and the new one came today. Suppose to be simple to set up, sheeezzzee it's a nightmare. 

[Vlad]

The upstairs loo has broken, not flushing, dynorod guy...arrives...opens lid..peers in ...swift inrush of breath...' ohh, it's gonna need a new part Vlad...'
'Ok 'says Vlad, ' let's do it'....
'Ain't got the part, gonna have to order it mate'
'Ok' says Vlad, ' let's do it' 
'Gonna be a couple of days though...possible by Friday ...'
Vlad sighs....
So I am now going to have to go downstairs to have a pee in the middle of the night.

[Mups]

The upstairs loo has broken, not flushing, dynorod guy...arrives...opens lid..peers in ...swift inrush of breath...' ohh, it's gonna need a new part Vlad...'
'Ok 'says Vlad, ' let's do it'....
'Ain't got the part, gonna have to order it mate'
'Ok' says Vlad, ' let's do it'
'Gonna be a couple of days though...possible by Friday ...'
Vlad sighs....
So I am now going to have to go downstairs to have a pee in the middle of the night.

Is your old china potty broken now, Vlad?