The demon drink.

[klondike]

[zoony]

    Oh dear.. 'Not sure why we demonize alcohol, it doesn't do anything at all..

[Alex]

I was NEVER that bad 

[zoony]

I believe that they now sell tickets to Saturday nights in Newcastle city centre.. ..

[klondike]

I was NEVER that bad 

Maybe it's just that you can't remember being that bad 
I'm pretty sure I was...

[Alex]

The only time I fell over was inside a club, right in front of the group    and I slipped on a puddle of beer.

[Scrumpy]

Both my mate and me went down on a ice patch when we came out of a pub.. Didn't feel a thing.. We were tough back then..
I have pulled my knickers down to have a wee but not far enough..!!   

[Michael Rolls]

Now that I tend to eat at lunchtime - pre-lunch Martini or sherry, half a bottle of wine with the food. Very occasionally a Scotch as a nightcap - last one was November sometime
Mike

[Scrumpy]

As I have said.. I rarely drink..
However I have been known to take a swig out of a Jack Daniels bottle whilst doing the hoovering.. because I can and no-one was looking.. I don't even like the stuff.. Made me shake all over..

[Michael Rolls]

As I have said.. I rarely drink..
However I have been known to take a swig out of a Jack Daniels bottle whilst doing the hoovering.. because I can and no-one was looking.. I don't even like the stuff.. Made me shake all over..

Sure that isn't vibrations from the Hoover?
Mike

[Scrumpy]