The Influence of Bread

[Ashy]

A person who has several successes in a short space of time is on a roll.

A person who has a good idea has used his loaf.

A person who gets very cross has a cob on.

A person who makes a lot of money is worth a crust.

[dextrous63]

A poor speller would be kneady 😬

[Scrumpy]

A loafer gets benefits

[dextrous63]

The French find money a pain.

[Scrumpy]

A seedless will not have little rolls.

[dextrous63]

Ooh, they might have rolls Scrumpy, but there's be no soft buns in the oven to worry about afterwards.

[Scrumpy]

A cottage for sale at the Co-op

[Ashy]

Do you know that the Co-op is the best thing since sliced bread?

[Scrumpy]

Tracey works there... Everyone admires her baps ..

[Michael Rolls]

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

[dextrous63]

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

The invention of the machine that could slice bread?😬😉

[Michael Rolls]

    

[Scrumpy]

The Vegan  will not eat the meatloaf. But the Tiger will.

[klondike]

The vegan will not eat the tiger either. The reverse isn't true though. I read that several vegan restaurant chains have gone bust lately. Tigers are in decline too. Time for my meds. Sorry.

[dextrous63]

Ah, so the tiger will make a whole meal out of the vegan😬