Botty Time

[dextrous63]

So, I have been toying with the idea of adding a toilet "douche" spray handset to largely replace loo paper.  My shower is close enough to add a splitter valve thus enabling warm water instead of the cold supply to the cistern.

Whaddya reckon?  Does this sort of thing appeal to you?  

[morty]

It's kinda novel .... but, will you be installing a nice warm air dryer to blow your bits dry or it could truly become a wet room.

I think you should go on Dragon's Den with it. 

[dextrous63]

Nothing novel about it.  Douche sprays exist, as do warm air driers for the botty regions.

[klondike]

If you were a mathemetician you could work it out with a pencil.

[Alex]

The Japanese are pretty hot on these I believe 

[morty]

If you were a mathemetician you could work it out with a pencil.

[JBR]

So, I have been toying with the idea of adding a toilet "douche" spray handset to largely replace loo paper.  My shower is close enough to add a splitter valve thus enabling warm water instead of the cold supply to the cistern.

Whaddya reckon?  Does this sort of thing appeal to you? 

Nothing new, Dex.
They're called 'bidets', and I suspect that some of them also include a scented dryer.
We don't have the space for one, I'm afraid, but I'm sure that they would provide a more efficient and thorough means of disposing of Klingons.

[klondike]

You could go for the cheap option...




Just look up lota if you want to buy one. They are very popular in some places.

User manual  - https://hellotushy.com/blogs/the-posterior/what-is-a-lota-muslim-hygiene

[dextrous63]

Lovely.  Weirdly, they haven't included making those in the Great Pottery Throw Down yet.

I feel an irate from Tunbridge Wells email coming on.

[Alex]

Muslim and hygiene in the same sentence !  ?     

[dextrous63]

Muslim and hygiene in the same sentence !  ?     

In many respects they are.  But in other respects, maybe not so much🤭😬🤣

[Sheila]

I remember reading about a hygiene inspection at a local Indian restaurant.  The owner must have used a plastic bottle of water to clean himself as it was found with p.. on the outside of it!

[Ashy]

I've seen these things (douche sprayers) all over the moslem world, they remind me of the little gas torch we used to have for lighting the oven - until natural gas reared its head.

[dextrous63]

I've seen these things (douche sprayers) all over the moslem world, they remind me of the little gas torch we used to have for lighting the oven - until natural gas reared its head.

When I lived with some fellow unsavoury chaps, we kept a lighter in the bathroom to deal with, er, natural gas😬🤭🥹

[Alex]

In many respects they are.  But in other respects, maybe not so much🤭😬🤣

In what respect can you link them with hygiene ?  I have got a story about a muslim doctor's home, but I daren't 🤢