Pretentious House Names

[Ashy]

Cat Mews

[dextrous63]

Top of the Pops

[Michael Rolls]

sea view - when 20 miles inland

[dextrous63]

Bungalow Towers

[klondike]

I thought we'd already had The Heights but it seems not.

[Michael Rolls]

    

[Scrumpy]

Cliff Top         On a slope.

[JBR]

Some very amusing examples on here.
I remember Jack and Vera's 'Old Rectory', as we watch the 'Classic Coronation Street' series.
Old?  If you call the 1930s old.
Rectory?  I doubt that any vicar has ever been near the place, let alone lived there.

This has given me some ideas for naming our house.
It is a 1930s bungalow with 14 steps up from the road.  I'll have to think about an inappropriate name for it.

[dextrous63]

How about naming a male gay safe house ...

The Rectumry

[Raven]

Some very amusing examples on here.
I remember Jack and Vera's 'Old Rectory', as we watch the 'Classic Coronation Street' series.
Old?  If you call the 1930s old.
Rectory?  I doubt that any vicar has ever been near the place, let alone lived there.

This has given me some ideas for naming our house.
It is a 1930s bungalow with 14 steps up from the road.  I'll have to think about an inappropriate name for it.

The Hights. 

[klondike]

Heaven - you can always point to the stairway if queried.

[Scrumpy]

Rivera.  A changing hut on Bognor's seafront.

[Ashy]

How about

Yew Tree Manor

[Alex]

Toad Hall

[Ashy]