The boring thread.....

[klondike]

Well that's the postie been delivery a bit more recycling...

[Vlad]

Interesting aside,
Jesus Christ was originally going to be named Gary until his mum Mary stubbed her toe.

[Scrumpy]

No rain here.. yet..
Klondike.. I too have two lots of ( scruffy ) clothes ..
🤪🤪

[klondike]

None here either if you discount the unforecast two or three spots while I was out.

[klondike]

It's amazing how quick you can get used to the heat. Well me anyway. It's 24°C as I sit watching TV and it feels a bit bit chilly...

[muddy]

Been wearing me thermal vest all day .

[Mups]

I might have to wear my bed sox tonight.   

[Scrumpy]

My fan hasn't been running for a couple of days.. I went out this morning at 7.30..
There was a lovely breeze..  
No sign of any rain... 

[Mups]

Out at 7.30 am  Scrumps???    What's up?  Did you wet the bed?  

Morning all.    
Cloudy and cool at the mo.

My Liffey is still itching and scratching,  inspite of all the bloody pills and lotions the vet prescribed!
I  keep bathing her tummy and thighs to try and cool the redness,  but don't know what else I can do for her.  

[klondike]

It seems the portal to alternate dimensions in my house has reopened.

Today I am preparing to run a cable into the summer house (posh name for a shed). I went out tape measure in hand to check the size I'd need for a cable entry cover which I shall 3D print. Looked like it should be OK. Back indoors tape in hand, went upstairs to the printer and turned it on.

Loaded the model, amending will be quite tight decided to double check the size available. No tape measure.

Checked all possible places - not where it should be, not in pocket, not accidentally laid down either near the printer or near the laptop where I'll start the print. Nowhere else either. I think I'll buy a couple more. They seem very popular with the pan dimensional folk as I can't find my other one either.

There are still two big ones which I find awkward for small jobs. Maybe the portal is only big enough for the smaller ones.

To buy or to wait until they are returned.

TLDR;
I've lost my bloody tape measure.
Again.

[Vlad]

The extra heat from the printer and computer opened a portal which your tape measure entered It happens with socks in tumble dryers, the extra heat opens a portal which transports just one sock Some scientists believe  that the heat generated by dryers could somehow create portals to other dimensions. These portals allow socks to move through time and space, appearing in unexpected locations or disappearing completely. Although this sounds like something out of science fiction, it connects with the broader concept of multiverse theories where multiple realities exist at the same time.

[GrannyMac]

And tupperware lids and teaspoons 🤣

[Alex]

Teaspoons are my big problem, they disappear all the time.  I had a set of 6 now down to 3   

[klondike]

Many oddly shaped small pieces of metal and plastic are known to appear in drawers (not the sort worn the other sort) It is believed these are generated by quantum fluctuations to ensure conservation laws are preserved in each universe.

Nobody yet has explained why any old CD or cassette that is discovered invariably turns out to be Queen's Greatest Hits. Some consider them to be down to Freddies in the space time continuum but this is usually those with mal-adjusted hearing aids repeating nonsense.

[Scrumpy]

Tried out my new vacuum today.. Cordless..
It is wonderful.. The suctions are great.. three levels..
It is lightweight.. 
I am very pleased with it..