The boring thread.....

[Scrumpy]

About two weeks ago I bought a Scotch Egg, I put in a shoebox on top of some cotton wool and place in the conservatory to keep it warm. So far nothing, anyone know how long they take to hatch!

It's all Scotch mist.... A lot of people fall for it..

[Vlad]

It's all Scotch mist.... A lot of people fall for it..

I am not sure if it's fertile Scrumpy, it's beginning to smell a bit off

[Mups]

Probably the Cockerel  wasn't good enough at his job, Vlad.
You could give it another week,  but if there is no sign of life then,  sadly I think you will have to dispose of it.

[klondike]

I think I'm going gaga. Or maybe went.

[Vlad]

Probably the Cockerel  wasn't good enough at his job, Vlad.
You could give it another week,  but if there is no sign of life then,  sadly I think you will have to dispose of it.

I was hoping it would hatch into a baby haggis

[klondike]

I think they were hunted to extinction in the 19th century. Scotch eggs these days aren't haggis. Maybe you followed the wrong care instructions.

[Vlad]

I think they were hunted to extinction in the 19th century. Scotch eggs these days aren't haggis. Maybe you followed the wrong care instructions.

Ahh, maybe I shouldn't have microwaved it first? 

[klondike]

Possibly. Did you exceed 60 seconds on simmer with an 800w oven?

[klondike]

I tried calling the ear nose and throat department about my tinnitus but it just kept ringing 

[Vlad]

I tried calling the ear nose and throat department about my tinnitus but it just kept ringing 

Boom boom! 🤣🤣

[Ruthio]

Rain?

What's that?

[Mups]

I tried calling the ear nose and throat department about my tinnitus but it just kept ringing 

You get worse!   

[klondike]

It was a comment on the local NextDoor. One like no comments it just went whizzing over their heads.