The boring thread.....

[Mups]

You weren't told about the party?😳

Aha,  that explains it. 

Anyway, it's about time you had a spectacular summer bar-b-q  and invited us over, Vladsy.  


July 20, 2026, 09:58:03 AM

I was around yesterday Mups.. Bored still and so, so tired..
 I think most forums go quiet in the summertime..
Much cooler here today.. thank goodness..

I get days when I am tired like that too, Scrumps.

Nice out there today,  sunny but cooler,  just right ey.  

[Vlad]

Well the pond man came and cleaned my filters and pumps...eww...who would have thought that pretty koi fish could shit so much! 

[Mups]

Well the pond man came and cleaned my filters and pumps...eww...who would have thought that pretty koi fish could shit so much!

Oh well,  that's another job done, ey.  

[klondike]

who would have thought that pretty koi fish could shit so much!

They keep trying to blame global warming and you saw the true cause or rising ocean levels with your own eyes.

[Vlad]

I must disagree most vehemently with your claim about the cause of global warming is attributable to my koi fish. I have it on good authority from my mate Kevin who works on the bins and knows stuff that Koi do not live in the sea and therefore ipso facto ad infinitum etc, cannot contribute to rising seal levels even if they are very heavy like a whale or nuclear submarine 
So there! Consider yourself admonished amen 

[Alex]

I had a terrible accident once with a goldfish.  It affected me dreadfully and I can't talk about it, even now.

[Scrumpy]

I had a terrible accident once with a goldfish.  It affected me dreadfully and I can't talk about it, even now.

The mind boggles... Did you try to fry it..!!

[klondike]

I must disagree most vehemently with your claim about the cause of global warming is attributable to my koi fish. I have it on good authority from my mate Kevin who works on the bins and knows stuff that Koi do not live in the sea and therefore ipso facto ad infinitum etc, cannot contribute to rising seal levels even if they are very heavy like a whale or nuclear submarine
So there! Consider yourself admonished amen

T'aint only koi that defecate sir. I stand by my diagnosis.

[Mups]

Morning all.   Nice and cool here so far.

Nothing exciting happening that I know of,  so just a nice peaceful day I hope.

[Vlad]

I had a terrible accident once with a goldfish.  It affected me dreadfully and I can't talk about it, even now.

I feel for you, you can get a nasty suck from a goldfish

Yesterday at 10:58:32 AM
I have just been scrolling through. Facebook and smiling at some pictures of kids in fancy dress outfits, it took me back to a time when I was courting my good lady and attended a fancy dress party at the hospital she worked at. She was dressed up as an egg and I was dressed up as a chicken...well to cut a long story short...it was the chicken 

[Scrumpy]

[klondike]

[GrannyMac]

In the words of the immortal Dick,

'Oh you are awful, but I like you!' 😂😂

[Scrumpy]

... and so it goes on.. Sun.. sun... sun..
 Meeting up for a coffee today.. 

[Mups]

I took my little Gertie gal  into the vets this morning.   A general anaesthetic,  teeth clean and polish,  and probably two loose ones at the front to be removed.    Poor Gertie.  She wasn't a happy girl when I left her.  

I've  Anglian Water coming this afternoon to look a dodgy  sewer pipe.    
 Hope he's been and gone before I have to go back to the vets to bring her home.