The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

It is well documented in scientific journals that there are leakages of matter from parallel universes but these have always thought to be small oddly shaped pieces of metal or plastic that appear in kitchen draws. Sometimes there is a straight transfer of such material and items such as radiator keys mysteriously disappear.

To my knowledge nothing the size of a Morris Minor engine has been reported although I must admit that I have no idea what happened to the single cylinder Matchless 350 engine I had in pieces in a box for years awaiting discovery of a frame it could be fitted into once rebuilt.

Apparently these devices (sheds)  can transcend the laws of space and time are capable taking out of action the majority of adult males in UK during periods of likely invasion by aliens
Saturday mornings and Sunday afternoons are especially dangerous  maybe the fact that my shed  that gives off a strange smell that is almost irresistible, Pine  and creosote may have mind altering properties!  The old fridge full of lager and cheap wine and my collection of glossy magazines  might be the reason I am seen staggering from there. There needs to be a guvvermunt investigation

[Mups]

I have a very large shed.   The old chap that I bought this bungalow from had built a new shed on the end of his existing one.   There is no dividing wall in the centre,  so it is double the length,  about 16ft  I think.

I have got so much stuff in there, there is only a narrow gangway left to walk from one end to the other.
It desperately wants de-cluttering,  but I wouldn't even know where to begin.   

[klondike]

I wouldn't even know where to begin.   

A match? 

[Mups]

A match? 

Tempting . . . .  but Nah.  

[Scrumpy]

I have two little sheds.. I don't have any crap.. I'm a throw-a-wayer..

Still  warm here.. Hedge needs cutting .. gate needs painting.. I will wait until this hot weather 
cools down.. Around August..

[Mups]

Ocado has just been, so must go and pack all that away.

Audiology (again)  this afternoon.

[Alex]

I don't have a shed, so this thread is in the right section for me       

[Scrumpy]

Alex.. where do you keep your dibber..?

[Alex]

Alex.. where do you keep your dibber..?

In my handbag with the rest of the junk   

[Scrumpy]

[klondike]

Years back my wife had the wiper blade fly off her car. She was giving my grandfather a lift at the time. She'd seen me gently tap one back on with the bottom of a tin of spray paint when it had happened before. The paint can was still in the car probably waiting for me to do whatever bit of bodging it had been bought for. Unfortunately she hadn't watched closely enough and instead of tapping gently with the strong metal folded rim she whacked it with the side. That split the can and she was covered in paint.

After she'd taken him back home he sorted out a little hammer which was presented to my wife to carry in her handbag.

[Alex]

      

[Vlad]

In my handbag with the rest of the junk   

Is it a very big handbag?