The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

It is well documented in scientific journals that there are leakages of matter from parallel universes but these have always thought to be small oddly shaped pieces of metal or plastic that appear in kitchen draws. Sometimes there is a straight transfer of such material and items such as radiator keys mysteriously disappear.

To my knowledge nothing the size of a Morris Minor engine has been reported although I must admit that I have no idea what happened to the single cylinder Matchless 350 engine I had in pieces in a box for years awaiting discovery of a frame it could be fitted into once rebuilt.

Apparently these devices (sheds)  can transcend the laws of space and time are capable taking out of action the majority of adult males in UK during periods of likely invasion by aliens
Saturday mornings and Sunday afternoons are especially dangerous  maybe the fact that my shed  that gives off a strange smell that is almost irresistible, Pine  and creosote may have mind altering properties!  The old fridge full of lager and cheap wine and my collection of glossy magazines  might be the reason I am seen staggering from there. There needs to be a guvvermunt investigation

[Mups]

I have a very large shed.   The old chap that I bought this bungalow from had built a new shed on the end of his existing one.   There is no dividing wall in the centre,  so it is double the length,  about 16ft  I think.

I have got so much stuff in there, there is only a narrow gangway left to walk from one end to the other.
It desperately wants de-cluttering,  but I wouldn't even know where to begin.   

[klondike]

I wouldn't even know where to begin.   

A match? 

[Mups]

A match? 

Tempting . . . .  but Nah.