The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

If you are bad at remembering names, it's  because you forgot them. Once a name has been forgotten, it becomes significantly harder to remember. To prevent this simply remember it the first time

This pearl of wisdom has been brought to you from the Vlad School of Clever Stuff, ( no animals were hurt in the production of this information)

[Scrumpy]

Very sound advice.. 
From the bloke what's his name !!!!! .. who owned that 
popular , seedy bar, called.. erm! erm !!
I remember Mucky Maureen... down the cellar..

[Mups]

Very sound advice..
From the bloke what's his name !!!!! .. who owned that
popular , seedy bar, called.. erm! erm !!
I remember Mucky Maureen... down the cellar..

Wasn't she the one who used to do more  'work'  down the cellar than she did behind the bar?   

[GrannyMac]

Have you ever thought about hiring him out?   

He won't go! 😄.

Yesterday at 10:32:01 PM

If you are bad at remembering names, it's  because you forgot them. Once a name has been forgotten, it becomes significantly harder to remember. To prevent this simply remember it the first time

This pearl of wisdom has been brought to you from the Vlad School of Clever Stuff, ( no animals were hurt in the production of this information)

I never thought of that!  ☺️

[Vlad]

If you can't fall asleep, it's because you are awake. Sleeping only begins after you have stopped being awake. Once that happens, you'll find it much easier to sleep.

This pearl of wisdom has been brought to you from the Vlad School of Clever Stuff, ( no animals were hurt in the production of this information)

[Michael Rolls]

    

[klondike]

My brain hurts. Its all this new stuff I have to remember now. I blame that wotsisname.

[Mups]

Good morning folks.
I've just had some Bran Flakes.

[klondike]

Thanks for the warning but hopefully I'm outside the blast area. 

[Vlad]

Good morning folks.
I've just had some Bran Flakes.

That will keep you regular

Today at 11:22:51 AM

Thanks for the warning but hopefully I'm outside the blast area. 

There is the downwind hazard to consider of course

[Scrumpy]

[Mups]

You two are very rude boys.       

Anyway,   at least I can blame the bran flakes,  and you two haven't even got bran to blame when you start!    

[Vlad]

You two are very rude boys.     

Anyway,  at least I can blame the bran flakes,  and you two haven't even got bran to blame when you start!   

The British Geological Survey, ( the agency that measures earthquakes and tremors in the U.K.) has a note on its website...

 A Mups Movement is an eruption that causes small seismic movements in the U.K. and can register 1.3 to 1.7 on the Richter scale, enough to rattle your best China in the display cabinet. This should not be a cause of concern although the downwind hazard might be cause for concern for those with breathing problems. 

[GrannyMac]

🤣😁🤣

[Mups]

The British Geological Survey, ( the agency that measures earthquakes and tremors in the U.K.) has a note on its website...

A Mups Movement is an eruption that causes small seismic movements in the U.K. and can register 1.3 to 1.7 on the Richter scale, enough to rattle your best China in the display cabinet. This should not be a cause of concern although the downwind hazard might be cause for concern for those with breathing problems.

You are a bugger Vladsy!

Good job I luv's ya,  else I'd box your bloomin'  ears for yer.