The boring thread.....

[Scrumpy]

Wolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need.. 
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S... 
This time next year...

[Vlad]

Wolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need..
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S...
This time next year...

Brilliant, I have decided to appoint you my new marketing manager, your contract is in the post. 😀

[klondike]

do you think I could strut my stuff in the frozen food aisle?

I'd advise against. I'm sure I read somewhere that any bits that get frostbite can go black and drop off.

[Mups]

Wolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need..
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S...
This time next year...

Sounds good to me, Scrumps.     

All the ladies will be asking for a 'Selfie'  with him,  and Myrtle and Ethel leaning on their trolleys with their smelling salts . . .  I can see it now . .    (the reports I mean)  

[Vlad]

I'd advise against. I'm sure I read somewhere that any bits that get frostbite can go black and drop off.

My tour of the top big 4 supermarkets will only be  carried ou in the warmer months mate, I can send you a complimentary ticket to my next appearance in a supermarket near you if you wish. (Autographs and private viewings will be charged extra)

[Raven]

PHEW, IT'S BLOODY ROASTING, 🥵🥵
I gave up weeding in the garden far too hot, managed to stay in the greenhouse just long enough to water the pots, it's like a furnace in there even with the door and window wide open, will do it again once the sun goes down. We're taking the Clydes to the ocean later this evening let them have a cool off in the water.🌊🌊 They way I'm feeling at the moment I'm tempted to have a cooling swim myself.

[Mups]

33°  here today .     I've had more than enough of this. 

[klondike]

[Raven]

    

Good job he's not on our beach, he'd scare the horses.

[Vlad]

Considers yourself promoted to Head of Media, the contract is in the post 🤣🤣🤣