The boring thread.....

[Mups]

Bull! It's the full cost I want my prezzie

Quite right m'dear.    I will meet you in the Jockey's  on Saturday night,  and put three large lagers behind the bar for you.
In the meantime,  your Blue Peter Badge is in the post. 

[Dextrous63]

Crikey Mups.  You can afford to post him the badge??  Have you won the lottery?

[klondike]

I'd got some stamps left over fortunately. Otherwise it might have meant either a mortgage or a long drive.

[Vlad]

Quite right m'dear.    I will meet you in the Jockey's  on Saturday night,  and put three large lagers behind the bar for you.
In the meantime,  your Blue Peter Badge is in the post. 

You are a wonderful person Happy Birthday there is a prezzie behind the bar.

[Scrumpy]

The only so called 'Pressie behind the bar' in the Jockey's is 
Mick the Prick from the butchers.. he does a lovely sausage... 
 How I envy you Mups... 

[Dextrous63]

Are you sure today's prezzie isn't Elvis?  Geddit.  Uhuh hu

[Vlad]

The only so called 'Pressie behind the bar' in the Jockey's is
Mick the Prick from the butchers.. he does a lovely sausage...
 How I envy you Mups...

Wearing nothing but a frilly pinny

[Mups]

Wearing nothing but a frilly pinny

I'm on my way,  be there in 10 mins . . . . .