The boring thread.....

[Mups]

Bull! It's the full cost I want my prezzie

Quite right m'dear.    I will meet you in the Jockey's  on Saturday night,  and put three large lagers behind the bar for you.
In the meantime,  your Blue Peter Badge is in the post. 

[Dextrous63]

Crikey Mups.  You can afford to post him the badge??  Have you won the lottery?

[klondike]

I'd got some stamps left over fortunately. Otherwise it might have meant either a mortgage or a long drive.

[Vlad]

Quite right m'dear.    I will meet you in the Jockey's  on Saturday night,  and put three large lagers behind the bar for you.
In the meantime,  your Blue Peter Badge is in the post. 

You are a wonderful person Happy Birthday there is a prezzie behind the bar.

[Scrumpy]

The only so called 'Pressie behind the bar' in the Jockey's is 
Mick the Prick from the butchers.. he does a lovely sausage... 
 How I envy you Mups... 

[Dextrous63]

Are you sure today's prezzie isn't Elvis?  Geddit.  Uhuh hu

[Vlad]

The only so called 'Pressie behind the bar' in the Jockey's is
Mick the Prick from the butchers.. he does a lovely sausage...
 How I envy you Mups...

Wearing nothing but a frilly pinny

[Mups]

Wearing nothing but a frilly pinny

I'm on my way,  be there in 10 mins . . . . .  

[Scrumpy]

You were toooo late Mups... Been there .. done it...

[Vlad]

Just popped into the bar, it was not a pretty sight I can tell you...spittoons kicked over, complimentary peanuts scattered everywhere, a frilly apron hanging from the bar lights and on the floor a whimpering, battle scarred Mick...naked in the foetal position whip marks on his back ..crying, ' please , please no more, I can't take any more'
On the dart score board in big chalked letters..Miss Whippy was here...ram bang thank you Mick ...

[klondike]

I just checked the CCTV....

[Mups]

Just popped into the bar, it was a pretty sight I can tell you...spittoons kicked over, complimentary peanuts scattered everywhere, a frilly apron hanging from the bar lights and on the floor a whimpering, battle scarred Mick...naked in the foetal position whip marks on his back ..crying, ' please , please no more, I can't take any more'
On the dart score board in big chalked letters..Miss Whippy was here...ram bang thank you Mick ...

So a good night was had by all, then.   
Vlad,  time to get that mankini off now though,  and dress suitably for a Sunday!

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Off to have a CT scan on my bad ears today.  Got to go all the way to Corby,  so my son is taking me else I would still be trying to find my way at this time tomorrow!

[Vlad]

I just checked the CCTV....

I still don't know hoe you do it, but it's brill 😅

[klondike]

You need to get that CCTV machine fixed - there's hardly any useful evidence at all. I took a snap with my phone on the way in hoping to get some video from it of it but it looks like somebody tipped beer in and I was lucky to get that earlier still.



Today at 12:35:50 PM

I still don't know hoe you do it, but it's brill 😅

I more or less type your posts into Gemini AI and ask it if it can find any evidence...

[Scrumpy]

You need to get that CCTV machine fixed - there's hardly any useful evidence at all. I took a snap with my phone on the way in hoping to get some video from it of it but it looks like somebody tipped beer in and I was lucky to get that earlier still.



Today at 12:35:50 PMI more or less type your posts into Gemini AI and ask it if it can find any evidence...

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