The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

I phoned the RSPCA this morning and it went something like this,
"Hi, I am in Sutton Park and I have found a suitcase full of puppies"

"Are they moving?'

" I don't know. But it would explain the suitcase" 

[GrannyMac]

Took me a moment!  😁😂😁

[klondike]

You should try Sutton Park at 4:00am Vlad. Take a Zimmer and some pumps and you can get a free bun. 
Apparently.

[Vlad]

You should try Sutton Park at 4:00am Vlad. Take a Zimmer and some pumps and you can get a free bun.
Apparently.

4 o clock! In the morning? That's when I turn over in my bed, have a sneaky bum burp, a scratch, rearrange the family jewels and go back to sleep 

Yesterday at 06:49:46 PM

Took me a moment!  😁😂😁

The drugs are slowing you down GM, btw how are you today?

[Mups]

Catching your foreskin in a zip is reputed to be even more painful than childbirth

Try wearing underpants,   that might help prevent this.  

[klondike]

The trouser snake can normally be relied upon  to find its own way home even when being in a hurry means it will not receive the attention and guidance normally afforded to it. The painful problem occurs when there is an error in the timing of the proceedings because of such rushing.

[Vlad]

The trouser snake can normally be relied upon  to find its own way home even when being in a hurry means it will not receive the attention and guidance normally afforded to it. The painful problem occurs when there is an error in the timing of the proceedings because of such rushing.

Well described Professor, there is a Blue Peter badge in the post.