The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

You aren't losing any tape measures are you? There could have been an inter dimensional exchange of wife. Make sure she still writes with the same hand, same eye colour etc.

Nah! I lose dibbers...and when I buy a new one the prodigal dibber returns...I think I might notice a lost wife though...

Today at 12:26:02 PM

Given that the general rule of thumb is that it'll happen when you're not expecting it, your safest bet is to keep on expecting it.

The problem being that the hunched shoulders are being to ache

[Scrumpy]

Some advice please from the male forum members I have been in a bit of an argument  with the wife just now, nothing nasty but a bit loud at times at the end of it she stopped, looked me in the eye and said, " you are right".....

What the  F do I do next?

Watch your back.. and food..