The boring thread.....

[Scrumpy]

Wolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need.. 
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S... 
This time next year...

[Vlad]

Wolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need..
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S...
This time next year...

Brilliant, I have decided to appoint you my new marketing manager, your contract is in the post. 😀

[klondike]

do you think I could strut my stuff in the frozen food aisle?

I'd advise against. I'm sure I read somewhere that any bits that get frostbite can go black and drop off.

[Mups]

Wolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need..
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S...
This time next year...

Sounds good to me, Scrumps.     

All the ladies will be asking for a 'Selfie'  with him,  and Myrtle and Ethel leaning on their trolleys with their smelling salts . . .  I can see it now . .    (the reports I mean)  

[Vlad]

I'd advise against. I'm sure I read somewhere that any bits that get frostbite can go black and drop off.

My tour of the top big 4 supermarkets will only be  carried ou in the warmer months mate, I can send you a complimentary ticket to my next appearance in a supermarket near you if you wish. (Autographs and private viewings will be charged extra)