The boring thread.....

Started by Scrumpy, July 18, 2023, 11:58:08 AM

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Scrumpy


Wolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need.. 
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S... 
This time next year...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Vlad

Quote from: Scrumpy on July 08, 2026, 11:58:51 AMWolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need..
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S...
This time next year...
Brilliant, I have decided to appoint you my new marketing manager, your contract is in the post. 😀

klondike

Quote from: Vlad on July 08, 2026, 10:41:49 AMdo you think I could strut my stuff in the frozen food aisle?
I'd advise against. I'm sure I read somewhere that any bits that get frostbite can go black and drop off.

Mups

Quote from: Scrumpy on July 08, 2026, 11:58:51 AMWolf Hall !! Great read and a great film..

I went to the Co-op earlier.. They certainly need something to liven the place up..
A REAL man in a mankini..  That's what they need..
I only wish you lived nearby Vlad.. I would sell tickets.. We could make a 'killing'..
Next week Waitrose.. then M&S...
This time next year...
Sounds good to me, Scrumps.    :upvote: 

All the ladies will be asking for a 'Selfie'  with him,  and Myrtle and Ethel leaning on their trolleys with their smelling salts . . .  I can see it now . .    (the reports I mean)  

Vlad

Quote from: klondike on July 08, 2026, 01:23:58 PMI'd advise against. I'm sure I read somewhere that any bits that get frostbite can go black and drop off.
My tour of the top big 4 supermarkets will only be  carried ou in the warmer months mate, I can send you a complimentary ticket to my next appearance in a supermarket near you if you wish. (Autographs and private viewings will be charged extra)

Raven

#8615
PHEW, IT'S BLOODY ROASTING, 🥵🥵
I gave up weeding in the garden far too hot, managed to stay in the greenhouse just long enough to water the pots, it's like a furnace in there even with the door and window wide open, will do it again once the sun goes down. We're taking the Clydes to the ocean later this evening let them have a cool off in the water.🌊🌊 They way I'm feeling at the moment I'm tempted to have a cooling swim myself.


Mups

33°  here today .     I've had more than enough of this. 

klondike


Raven

 :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Good job he's not on our beach, he'd scare the horses.

Vlad

Quote from: klondike on July 08, 2026, 05:55:47 PM
Considers yourself promoted to Head of Media, the contract is in the post 🤣🤣🤣

Raven

Had a lovely time at the beach this evening, The Clydes enjoyed their cool down in the water, while Regan and Lily sat on top of the dunes in the sun and took photos of everything that moved. :cool:


GrannyMac

Quote from: Vlad on July 08, 2026, 06:00:38 PMConsiders yourself promoted to Head of Media, the contract is in the post 🤣🤣🤣
New career for both of you! 🤣
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

muddy

What a fabulous  photo ! 

Mups

Quote from: Raven on July 08, 2026, 05:57:36 PM:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Good job he's not on our beach, he'd scare the horses.
I must say,  it made me feel a bit faint too.   :grin:


Smashing photo, Raven.   :upvote:

klondike

Quote from: Mups on July 08, 2026, 11:44:06 PMI must say,  it made me feel a bit faint too.   :grin:
Set the old heart fluttering eh?  :wink: