The boring thread.....

[GrannyMac]

A couple of interesting facts about me..

1. My willy is the same length of two Argos pencils laid end to end.
2. I am banned from Argos.

That woke me up! 🤣

[Vlad]

That woke me up! 🤣

Good morning GM. 🎅

[Scrumpy]

A couple of interesting facts about me..

1. My willy is the same length of two Argos pencils laid end to end.
2. I am banned from Argos.

Do you mean those stubby worn down things hanging on a string..!!!

[GrannyMac]

Do you mean those stubby worn down things hanging on a string..!!!

✏️ ✏️   I think you're right Scrumpy.  But they're blue, IIRC.

[Mups]

✏️ ✏️  I think you're right Scrumpy.  But they're blue, IIRC.

Perhaps he feels the cold more than he used to?   

[klondike]

You need to pay your leccy bill 

[Vlad]

It's nearly Christmas right? So you will all be expecting Christmas presents right? And free drinks and nibbles at the staff Christmas Party right? Wrong! Mocking my beautifully formed one eyed purple headed bedroom snake is not doing you any favours. 
The Vlad Love Muscle is a joy to behold and the envy of most of the free Western world......so there!

[Scrumpy]

Very mild here today.. I have Lottie and Bertie to keep me company..