The boring thread.....

[Mups]

Paradise, Raven.
That would blow away my cobwebs and soothe the soul. 

[Raven]

It certainly does, only one person missing though, but not in this pic, he's ready and waiting for his drink and bonio.

[Vlad]

Afternoon  all, the sun has got its hat on, hip hip horray but I am not going out to play coz I have just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens! Thats 12 months of training wasted.

[Scrumpy]

 So funny..

[dextrous63]

😬😬😬😬

[klondike]

 

[Vlad]

Morning all, wetter than a well diggers arse here, but it might help fill the water butt, I do love novelty.

[Mups]

Morning all.   
It has been raining all night here too, Vlad.  Looks like there is plenty more to come yet, too.

Has anyone ever watched a funeral on video?   It's a friend's funeral this afternoon,  and her husband sent me the link for a live video of the ceremony.   
I've never done this before,  hope I do it alright.

[dextrous63]

I've watched (under duress) several church services including a funeral.  Don't expect a highly polished program.  If you actually get to hear or see the person speaking, then that'll be a bonus.

[Vlad]

Morning all, learn from my mistake; turn off Alexa before having sex with your partner 

On a different topic, does anyone want to buy 13 jars of Cumin? 

[dextrous63]

😬😬😬😬

[dextrous63]

Thank god for that.  Thought I'd booked a slot in my local gym for this morning.  Unless you cancel the booking in good time you may be liable for a small fee, which is fair enough.

As it happens, it seems I hadn't verified the booking.  This is good news as I can't be bothered to go, and so don't even have to drive over and scan my card to prove attendance and come straight home.😬😊

[Scrumpy]

Just looked inside the fridge for a tissue..
Went down the garden , accidently trod in some fox poo.. Bloody awful..
Going out for a coffee... Chilly here..

[klondike]

Better treading in it than mowing it   I've done that a few times when we lived in a village.

[Mups]

Good morning all.  Dull and quite chilly here at the mo.

I am waiting for the GP to ring me, plus my Ocado order to come.  What's the betting the Doc will ring just as Ocado arrive!

Today's little brain teaser for you -   

A boy is walking down the road with a doctor. While the boy is the doctor's son, the doctor is not the boy's father. Then who is the doctor?