The boring thread.....

[Mups]

Yes,  I bet they love the tourist season.

I saw a video recently,  think it was on telly, not sure,  and it was of a seaside Gull  who went into a shop every morning and took a bag of sweets off the shelf.
The owner filmed the bird doing this,  but couldn't stop him without keeping the shop door closed all summer.


February 23, 2025, 02:01:16 PM
Where's Scrumpy gone?    Is she alright?
Haven't seen her over the last few days.

[Scrumpy]

February 23, 2025, 02:01:16 PM
Where's Scrumpy gone?    Is she alright?
Haven't seen her over the last few days.

I've been in bed with a bloke I met at bingo.. 
My numbers came up...

[klondike]

You've been letting those salacious limericks mess with your head.

[Scrumpy]

You've been letting those salacious limericks mess with your head.

You bloody hate it because I called 'house' on legs eleven ..
and you still needed 'Two fat ladies' 88..

[klondike]

I'm definitely too old to manage two fat ladies....

[Mups]

I've been in bed with a bloke I met at bingo..
My numbers came up...

Ooh I say . .  .    you little rascal you. 

The last hunk I met was from the allotments.  You should have seen him picking his Beans. 
I locked him in one of the sheds, but he got out the window and legged it  - and even that was 40-odd years ago. 

[Scrumpy]

Ooh I say . .  .    you little rascal you. 

The last hunk I met was from the allotments.  You should have seen him picking his Beans. 
I locked him in one of the sheds, but he got out the window and legged it  - and even that was 40-odd years ago. 

Were they RUNNER BEANS !!!

[Mups]

Were they RUNNER BEANS !!!

Hah.  I think they must have been. 





February 25, 2025, 09:28:48 AM

Did anyone see in the sunday paper that Curry's have started selling sex toys?? 
They are quoted as saying -  "We believe in the power of technology."
I didn't know,  but according to the paper,  Boots, Superdrug,  and Tesco's do, too!   

[klondike]

Don't get any with lithium batteries... 

[Scrumpy]

Curries and sex toys !!
They have been doing them for years.. We called them spin driers.. !!

[klondike]

https://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1927306_1927313_1927329,00.html

[Mups]

Curries and sex toys !!
They have been doing them for years.. We called them spin driers.. !!

'Tis true, Scrumps.  Hardly the sort of thing you'd expect to see in a Curry's shop, surely.
   
Have a look - if this link works.

https://www.currys.co.uk/health-and-beauty/wellness/sexual-wellness


February 25, 2025, 01:12:04 PM

Don't get any with lithium batteries... 

Why not?    Did you have a bad experience with yours? 

[klondike]

No but I knew if I searched....

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/overheated-vibrator-sparks-emergency-firefighters-27347633

[dextrous63]

'Tis true, Scrumps.  Hardly the sort of thing you'd expect to see in a Curry's shop, surely.
   
Have a look - if this link works.

https://www.currys.co.uk/health-and-beauty/wellness/sexual-wellness

I wonder if D&G do an extended warranty?😬

[Scrumpy]

I've had a look Mups.. 
I think I've gone cross eyed..😵 
I'm partial to purple..

Do they come in plain wrappers. ?
Just asking for a friend..