The boring thread.....

[Mups]

Valentine's Day 🥰🥰🥰 I gave Mrs Vlad some flowers and a card, she bought me a small mansion in Norh Yorkshire....Bugger Hall....

How lovely.
I can see what an old romantic your beloved is, Vlad. 

[Vlad]

Yes indeed Mups, I am tge proud owner of at least 20 Bugger Halls 😍

[Vlad]

I have a cold, I think it's Man Flu, I have request a GP visit and last rites from my local priest, keep me in your thoughts and pray for me......

[klondike]

Bits of me get cold this time of year. Bloody prostate to blame of course.

[Mups]

I have a cold, I think it's Man Flu, I have request a GP visit and last rites from my local priest, keep me in your thoughts and pray for me......

Hang on in there, Vladsy.
I will rush to the pharmacy and get you all sorts of foul medicines immediately.   



February 14, 2025, 04:31:20 PM

Bits of me get cold this time of year. Bloody prostate to blame of course.

You're not another one who goes out in shorts all winter, are you? 

[klondike]

There are times when it doesn't matter whether a gentleman is wearing shorts or trousers and it is on those occasions that delays in proceedings result in the problem. The price of heating clearly doesn't help either.

[GrannyMac]

Cup of tea in bed this morning.  Pretty much the same as every morning!  Tea cooked by my OH too, so I washed up for a change. Happy Valentine's! 😁

[Mups]

Cup of tea in bed this morning.  Pretty much the same as every morning!  Tea cooked by my OH too, so I washed up for a change. Happy Valentine's! 😁

Sounds good, GrannyMac.

Do you know,  it perhaps sounds daft,  but I can't remember a man ever cooking for me in my entire life  -  other than when eating out,  of course.

[GrannyMac]

Sounds good, GrannyMac.

Do you know,  it perhaps sounds daft,  but I can't remember a man ever cooking for me in my entire life  -  other than when eating out,  of course. 

My OH does most of the cooking, so I'm lucky in that respect.  He did it occasionally when the kids were growing up, after I started working.  When he was recovering from his bypass, (he was only 50) and couldn't go back to work, I worked full time, and he more or less took over the cooking. It suits me, and we split other household tasks, which I believe is only fair as we're both retired.

[Scrumpy]

Do you know,  it perhaps sounds daft,  but I can't remember a man ever cooking for me in my entire life  -  other than when eating out,  of course.

How bloody sad is that.. 
Sam often made me some toast.. !!!

[JBR]

How bloody sad is that..
Sam often made me some toast.. !!!

Sad?  We have a good working arrangement:
Marge does the cooking; I do the washing up.  Isn't that fair?

[Vlad]

I do most everything now, cooking cleaning  etc
The reason why women love military men? It's not the uniform. It's because we can cook, clean, sew, iron and make beds, but above all; we know how to follow orders

[Mups]

How bloody sad is that..
Sam often made me some toast.. !!!

Never even had anyone do that for me, Scrumps. 

It would probably seem very strange to me now.

[Scrumpy]

Never even had anyone do that for me, Scrumps. 

It would probably seem very strange to me now.

Awww!!!  I would bake a cake for you if you were nearer..
And you could eat it at my kitchen table..

[Alex]

Tidied up the kitchen ' junk' drawer this afo