The boring thread.....

dextrous63 · August 30, 2024, 12:23:20 PM

Mumps and Scrumps sat on the wall,
Mumps and Scrumps had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men,
Quite frankly couldn't be mithered. 😬

Mups · August 30, 2024, 01:55:16 PM

Quote from: Scrumpy on August 30, 2024, 11:40:51 AMI called you Mumps to put people off our tracks..
Now I've got to re-think our plan..

Aah, my apologies, I should have twigged.

August 30, 2024, 02:05:08 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on August 30, 2024, 12:23:20 PMMumps and Scrumps sat on the wall,
Mumps and Scrumps had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men,
Quite frankly couldn't be mithered. 😬

Hah! Two can play at that, matey.

The wheels on the bus go round and round
We bought Dex a pressie and it cost £1
The wheels keep turning
And Dex keeps yearning
To litter pick a new patch of ground.

Scrumpy · August 30, 2024, 04:04:01 PM

M&S has delivered my order today..
Their party cakes look better than mine.. Had I baked some..

No they don't.. I can't hold my tongue any longer.. I was lying.. I just didn't want anyone to think I was a show-off..

Scrumpy · September 02, 2024, 09:27:34 AM

My grass seeds are growing... I am so, so happy..
I wish it would rain on this new fresh green grass.. I have to water it every day..

dextrous63 · September 02, 2024, 09:33:42 AM

Excellent news. It'll all look so much better in the Spring.

Scrumpy · September 02, 2024, 09:39:05 AM

And that is when I will feed it..

klondike · September 02, 2024, 09:42:32 AM

And get a goat for the summer

Scrumpy · September 03, 2024, 08:13:15 AM

I think we had a bit of rain last night..

klondike · September 03, 2024, 08:42:43 AM

We did yesterday morning. I was out walking.

Scrumpy · September 03, 2024, 09:03:25 AM

'Just Walking in the Rain'... getting soaking wet.. Tommy Steele..

klondike · September 03, 2024, 10:06:53 AM

I had taken a pack-in-a-bag "breathable" waterproof jacket. It's true that I was still able to breathe and probably no rain went through but that "breathable" is a joke. I got almost as wet inside it as if I hadn't bothered.

Mups · September 03, 2024, 03:22:34 PM

A miserable grey ol' day. Not even a flicker of sunshine.

klondike · September 03, 2024, 03:30:53 PM

Got rained on again.

Scrumpy · September 04, 2024, 09:07:33 AM

The first thing I do in the morning.. Go in the garden and check my NEW grass.. It is brilliant .. makes me happy..
Every visitor gets to view it too.. How sad is that..!!

Mups · September 04, 2024, 09:18:02 AM

Quote from: Scrumpy on September 04, 2024, 09:07:33 AMThe first thing I do in the morning.. Go in the garden and check my NEW grass.. It is brilliant .. makes me happy..
Every visitor gets to view it too.. How sad is that..!!

You should sell tickets, Scumpy. Put a notice at the front gate.
It would pay for the seed and fertiliser too.