The boring thread.....

[dextrous63]

After circa 20 years on fora, I'm finally comfortable on a site.

Cheers Klondy.👍

[klondike]

We are a small enough community to be able to run without rules, moderators or censorship which is certainly how I like it.

[Mups]

We are a small enough community to be able to run without rules, moderators or censorship which is certainly how I like it.

Suits me, too.   Thank you Klondike.  

[Scrumpy]

After circa 20 years on fora, I'm finally comfortable on a site.

Cheers Klondy.👍

Watcha yor back Klondike.. he's up to something.. 

[Mups]

I've just had some Pork Pie for lunch.   Dipped in brown sauce too.
I am getting adventurous in me dotage, aren't I. 

[dextrous63]

Off out fruit and veg picking in a bit.  How exciting.

[Mups]

Off out fruit and veg picking in a bit.  How exciting.

I've told you before,  you can't go scrumping at your age.    You can't run fast enough. 

[dextrous63]

I've told you before,  you can't go scrumping at your age.    You can't run fast enough. 

No scrumping involved.  I'll walk into a supermarket, pick what I want, and walk out without paying.

It's all the rage nowadays.😉

[Mups]

No scrumping involved.  I'll walk into a supermarket, pick what I want, and walk out without paying.

It's all the rage nowadays.😉

Ah,  I see.   That's alright then.    And there's me here thinking you were going scrumping. 

[Scrumpy]

Mumps .. If you lived nearby we could have a go at that..
Walk into the Co-op.. A couple of sausage rolls .. and a bottle of plonk to wash 'em down.. and just walk out again..  You could put the pies down your T-shirt.. and the bottle of plonk I shove up my baggy sleeve..
They wouldn't  bother with a couple of old girls.. 

[Mups]

Mumps .. If you lived nearby we could have a go at that..
Walk into the Co-op.. A couple of sausage rolls .. and a bottle of plonk to wash 'em down.. and just walk out again..  You could put the pies down your T-shirt.. and the bottle of plonk I shove up my baggy sleeve..
They wouldn't  bother with a couple of old girls..

Yeah, we might as well try,  but only if you don't call me 'Mumps'  out loud. 

[Vlad]

I just read that the Labour Party are going to impose  40% tax on Aspirin...

[dextrous63]

Yeah, we might as well try,  but only if you don't call me 'Mumps'  out loud. 

From the NHS website...

"Just under half of all males who get mumps-related orchitis notice some shrinkage of their testicles"

😬😬😬

August 29, 2024, 07:15:22 PM

I just read that the Labour Party are going to impose  40% tax on Aspirin...

Eh?  I'm missing the joke😳🤷🏻�♂️

[dextrous63]

I'm 61 on 30/08.  A mere babe compared to most of you.  But,... I am the future😬😬

[Scrumpy]

I called you Mumps to put people off our tracks.. 
Now I've got to re-think our plan..