Some People Shouldn't be Let Out.

[Raven]

This guy really takes the biscuit.....and then some. Silly Ass doesn't begin to cover it.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/tourist-complains-ben-nevis-too-30437845?fbclid=IwAR0iofLrSFQ9bB1P00LAP5CIsGlWHhRMYk-59tV_bOzT8HQ6VHhV5krw3kE

[dextrous63]

Most likely a spoof for the fun of it.

On a related theme, have you noticed how when articles such as that one criticising something are written, they also add on some other quotes/reviews with completely the opposite viewpoint?  Am sure this is a recent thing.

Having said all that, the Welsh managed to build a railway up Snowden as well as put a shop up top.  I believe that the Japanese also build staircases up some mountains and have vending machines en route.  Just saying 😬🏃🏻

[klondike]

A spoof? Are you sure? There look to be some serious issues there. I reckon the SNP should put some investment in to bring it up to scratch.

[Michael Rolls]

So he wants a level mountain? That's a new one     

[klondike]

It would make it easier for those in wheelchairs.

[Alex]

Sarky joke surely ?

[dextrous63]

They ought to build a canal to go up and down Ben Nevis.  Then one could have afternoon tea with sandwiches and cream scones as one went.

[Scrumpy]

Toilets and shops.. !!  Just imagine being a shop assistant and you live at the bottom.. !!! Blimey.. you would meet yourself coming home.. on the way going up..

[Ashy]

They ought to build a canal to go up and down Ben Nevis.  Then one could have afternoon tea with sandwiches and cream scones as one went.

They need a big one of these boat lifts.

https://britishheritage.com/travel/falkirk-wheel-central-scotland

[Raven]

If he wanted an easy time of it then he should have gone East to the Cairngorms, they have a chair lift to the top. In summer the tourists use it for sight seeing and in the winter it's used by the skiers.
Otherwise you walk/clamber, taking your sandwich, water ect with you, and rest on the rocks you find on the way.

[dextrous63]

Toilets and shops.. !!  Just imagine being a shop assistant and you live at the bottom.. !!! Blimey.. you would meet yourself coming home.. on the way going up..

Not if they built a train, a canal, a ski lift and cable cars.  Just imagine if they built a log flume to come down on, so you can have your piccie taken on the way down before they try to charge you an exorbitant fee for a printout of it.

These Scots just haven't thought this through.

Ashy-  That'd good, as would a slightly older type such as the Anderton Canal Lift

[klondike]

It needs a road. A proper road you can get camper vans up. I heard that the SNP like them so maybe there's a chance.

[1955vintage]

Pillock.

[klondike]

I'd disagree. It's an obvious spoof put up to amuse. Kept a few here amused anyway 

[dextrous63]

Roads made using macadam (invented by a Scot) so that vehicles with rubber tyres (invented by a Scot), using out of work Scots.  Sounds like a dream plan.