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Started by crabbyob, January 14, 2022, 10:05:01 AM

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crabbyob

Party Planning Committee meeting:
Bob: "Karen, we've looked over the list of sandwiches and desserts that people are planning to bring to the party and I see you're bringing cookies. How many cookies are you planning on bringing?"
Karen: "We'll Bob, the recipe says 1 dozen cookies."
Bob: "Karen, your cookies are always very good, but we usually run out of them fairly quickly. Can you double up the recipe and make 2 dozen?"
Karen: "I don't know exactly how to do that Bob, I only know how to bake by following a recipe exactly!"
Bob: "Can't you just double everything on the recipe?"
Karen, busily scribbling on the recipe, "Bob, I can't do that, it won't work!"
Bob: "Why not?"
Karen: "Because......BOB!, my oven doesn't go up to 800 degrees!!!"

klondike

Mine doesn't either and my recipe is only for 6 at a time so she is just damned lucky.  :wink:

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Alex

Karen blonde was she ?  :grin: :grin:

Michael Rolls

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Alex


Scrumpy


Just out of interest Alex.. Are you a blonde..?  :smiley:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Sort of  :grin: I have highlights these days, but yes I do daft things  :cool:

klondike

Tell me about it. Can get depressing. :sad:

We live in a time when intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won't be offended

crabbyob

yes but blondes have more fun...

Scrumpy


Keep telling yourself that crabbyob.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

crabbyob

Well if you know better then explain... :yell: