Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She had her eye on a guy called Andy
Always up for it - nicknamed Randy
She'd seen him sitting down the park
Reading 'Playboy' till nearly dark
Bit off putting he seemed so "handy" 

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive 

[Scrumpy]

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive
Dodgems.Speedway.Big bikes too
And horse races on the M22

[Mups]

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive
Dodgems.Speedway.Big bikes too
And horse races on the M22 
She was sure a relationship would thrive.



Fred had a strange text message today

[klondike]

Fred had a strange text message today
Sent to him by Maggie May

[Mups]

Fred had a strange text message today
Sent to him by Maggie May
He thought he was on a winner
When she suggested they go for dinner

[GrannyMac]

Fred had a strange text message today
Sent to him by Maggie May
He thought he was on a winner
When she suggested he go for dinner
But she only wanted him to pay 💰 

[Mups]

The traffic was so bad in town
Will looked at the queues with a frown

[GrannyMac]

The traffic was so bad in town
Will looked at the queues with a frown
It was a pain in the ass
To use the bypass

[Mups]

The traffic was so bad in town
Will looked at the queues with a frown
It was a pain in the ass
To use the bypass 
It was always the longest way round.



November came, now we're half way though
I don't know where time goes to - do you?
Now it's Sunday
Before you blink it's Monday

[Scrumpy]

November came , now we're halfway through
I don't know where time goes to- do you ?
Now it's Sunday
Before you blink it's Monday
Then Thursday the bin men are due

[klondike]

Hunky bin men made her quiver
Private thoughts and then a shiver

[GrannyMac]

Hunky bin men made her quiver
Private thoughts and then a shiver
She went out in her negligee
Didn't care the whole street could see
Giggling, she was all a dither!