Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She had her eye on a guy called Andy
Always up for it - nicknamed Randy
She'd seen him sitting down the park
Reading 'Playboy' till nearly dark
Bit off putting he seemed so "handy" 

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive 

[Scrumpy]

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive
Dodgems.Speedway.Big bikes too
And horse races on the M22

[Mups]

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive
Dodgems.Speedway.Big bikes too
And horse races on the M22 
She was sure a relationship would thrive.



Fred had a strange text message today

[klondike]

Fred had a strange text message today
Sent to him by Maggie May

[Mups]

Fred had a strange text message today
Sent to him by Maggie May 
He thought he was on a winner
When she suggested he go for dinner

[GrannyMac]

Fred had a strange text message today
Sent to him by Maggie May
He thought he was on a winner
When she suggested he go for dinner
But she only wanted him to pay 💰