Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

The father of the bride rose to have his say
But he'd had a few beers and began to sway
He hicced and burped and then fell down
Causing many to stare and frown

[Scrumpy]

The father of the bride rose to have his say
But he'd had a few beers and began to sway
He hicced and burped and then fell down
Causing many to stare and frown
Chucked in the broom cupboard where he did stay

[klondike]

The guests had gone and the cleaners turned up
Hoping for some half full bottles to sup

[Scrumpy]

The guests had gone and the cleaners turned up
Hoping for some half full bottles to sup
They opened the broom cupboard.. feet stuck out
They put him in the bin.. no-one about
He would be gone tomorrow in the bin men's truck

[Mups]

All afternoon Maud was on the phone
Holding on, and on - by gum did she moan