Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Into the loo, she tidied up quick,
Lacquered her hair, some more lipstick
She wobbled off to find the bar
Getting whistles from men in a car

[Mups]

Into the loo, she tidied up quick,
Lacquered her hair, some more lipstick
She wobbled off to find the bar
Getting whistles from men in a car 
Would she find someone with whom she would click?


'I'm a Celebrity' is soon back on telly
With games and giggles, and some nice slug jelly

[Mups]

'I'm a Celebrity' is soon back on telly
With games and giggles, and some vile slug jelly
A disgusting old loo
On a hill in full view
And Ant & Dec flashing their belly.

 

[klondike]

I looked out the window when I heard a din
Just that drunken fellow they call Flynn

[GrannyMac]

I looked out the window when I heard a din
Just that drunken fellow they call Flynn
He was weaving all over the place
With a stupid grin on his face
And then he tripped up and fell over the bin

There was an old lady from Lymn
Who went every day to the gym

[klondike]

There was an old lady from Lymn
Who went every day to the gym
She always bent down for a start

[Scrumpy]

There was an old lady from Lymn
Who went everyday to the gym
She always bent down for a start
And passed wind before taking part

[Mups]

There was an old lady from Lymn
Who went everyday to the gym
She always bent down for a start
And passed wind before taking part 
Such a surprise because she looked so prim.


Jenny joined her local slimming club
But afterwards kept going down the pub

[klondike]

Jenny joined her local slimming club
But afterwards kept going down the pub
Pork scratchings then a bowl of chips
No wonder she's losing nothing off the hips

[GrannyMac]

Jenny joined her local slimming club
But afterwards kept going down the pub
Pork scratchings then a bowl of chips
No wonder she's losing nothing off the hips
She needs to stick to healthier grub

Liz needed a smart outfit, her son was getting wed
The first dress she tried was a vivid shade of red

[klondike]

Liz needed a smart outfit, her son was getting wed
The first dress she tried was a vivid shade of red
She thought she wouldn't look the part

[Scrumpy]

Liz needed a new outfit, her son was getting wed
The first dress she tried was a vivid shade of red
She thought she wouldn't look the part
Sexier than the bride was not a good start