Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Into the loo, she tidied up quick,
Lacquered her hair, some more lipstick
She wobbled off to find the bar
Getting whistles from men in a car

Mups

Into the loo, she tidied up quick,
Lacquered her hair, some more lipstick
She wobbled off to find the bar
Getting whistles from men in a car 
Would she find someone with whom she would click?


'I'm a Celebrity' is soon back on telly
With games and giggles, and some nice slug jelly

Mups

'I'm a Celebrity' is soon back on telly
With games and giggles, and some vile slug jelly
A disgusting old loo
On a hill in full view
And Ant & Dec flashing their belly.

 



klondike

I looked out the window when I heard a din
Just that drunken fellow they call Flynn

GrannyMac

I looked out the window when I heard a din
Just that drunken fellow they call Flynn
He was weaving all over the place
With a stupid grin on his face
And then he tripped up and fell over the bin

There was an old lady from Lymn
Who went every day to the gym



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

There was an old lady from Lymn
Who went every day to the gym
She always bent down for a start