Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Into the loo, she tidied up quick,
Lacquered her hair, some more lipstick
She wobbled off to find the bar
Getting whistles from men in a car

Mups

Into the loo, she tidied up quick,
Lacquered her hair, some more lipstick
She wobbled off to find the bar
Getting whistles from men in a car 
Would she find someone with whom she would click?


'I'm a Celebrity' is soon back on telly
With games and giggles, and some nice slug jelly

Mups

'I'm a Celebrity' is soon back on telly
With games and giggles, and some vile slug jelly
A disgusting old loo
On a hill in full view
And Ant & Dec flashing their belly.

 



klondike

I looked out the window when I heard a din
Just that drunken fellow they call Flynn