Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Maud looked out of her window at the dark grey mist
As she sat composing her Christmas list
Some booze for Jim, and a book for Lil
No idea what to get for Jill
But whiskey for Jock to get him pissed

[Mups]

Maud looked out of her window at the dark grey mist
As she sat composing her Christmas List
Some booze for Jim, and a book for Lil
No idea what to get for Jill
Oh,  and don't forget Calum she'd missed.


The big bonfire night down the park
All kicked off after  dark

[Scrumpy]

The big bonfire night down the park
All kicked off after dark
Rockets.. bangers.. all lit up the sky
The flames were reaching the feet of the guy

[klondike]

Maud looked out of her window at the dark grey mist
As she sat composing her Christmas List
Some booze for Jim, and a book for Lil
No idea what to get for Jill
Glen's dead easy as he's always drunk

Halloween's gone so has Bonfire Night

[Mups]

Maud looked out of her window at the dark grey mist
As she sat composing her Christmas List
Some booze for Jim, and a book for Lil
No idea what to get for Jill
Glen's dead easy as he's always drunk

Halloween's gone so has Bonfire Night

I reckon you might be, as well, Klondy.   

We had already finished the first one,  and gone on to the last line of the next one too.   



Yesterday at 04:40:49 PM
The big bonfire night down the park
All kicked off after dark
Rockets.. bangers.. all lit up the sky
The flames were reaching the feet of the guy
Oh how all the dogs  did bark.

[Mups]

Eddy fancied something nice to munch
So booked a table for Sunday lunch

[klondike]

Eddy fancied something nice to munch
So booked a table for Sunday lunch
He expected a roast but dear me no
The menu was all French he saw with woe

[Mups]

Eddy fancied something nice to munch
So booked a table for Sunday lunch
He expected a roast but dear me no
The menu was all French he saw with woe 
He'd go somewhere else for a nice brunch.

[GrannyMac]

Joan was going to a Christmas do
She'd bought a new dress and sparkly shoes 

[Scrumpy]

Joan was going to a Christmas do
She'd bought a new dress and sparkly shoes
Her eyelashes were over an inch
Her lippy was a fluoescent pink

[klondike]

Joan was going to a Christmas do
She'd bought a new dress and sparkly shoes
Her eyelashes were over an inch
Her lippy was a fluoescent pink
Hoping she'd collar Phil for a smooze

Owww. What's happened. She's fallen down
"Damn heel" she cries out with a frown
There she lays legs akimbo
Looking like a drunken bimbo

[Mups]

Owww. What's happened. She's fallen down
"Damn heel" she cries out with a frown
There she lays legs akimbo
Looking like a drunken bimbo 
And mud all over her new gown.


She sat there a moment, and heaved a big sigh
But then came along a big hunky guy