Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

New Year's eve, more drink and grub
Stay at home, or  go in to the pub? 
At 12 o/clock we must pucker up
A New Year kiss will bring good luck

[Scrumpy]

New Year's Eve, more drink and grub
Stay at home, or go to the pub ?
At 12 o/clock we must pucker up
A New Year Kiss will bring good luck
Not with tongues... Could end up 'in the club'

[Scrumpy]

Ethel put sparkly balls on her Christmas tree

[klondike]

Ethel put sparkly balls on her Christmas tree
She stood back and admired it - a real sight to see

[Mups]

Ethel put sparkly balls on her Christmas tree
She stood back and admired it - a real sight to see
With some pretty lights and tinsel too
All to impress her new boyfriend - Hugh

[GrannyMac]

Ethel put sparkly balls on her Christmas tree
She stood back and admired it - a real sight to see
With some pretty lights and tinsel too
All to impress her new boyfriend - Hugh
It looks great when its dark - by half past three.

She put a fairy on the top
She'd bought it from the charity shop

[klondike]

She put a fairy on the top
She'd bought it from the charity shop
The poor thing only had one wing
It was badly fixed and began to swing

[Mups]

She put a fairy on the top
She'd bought it from the charity shop
The poor thing only had one wing
It was badly fixed and began to swing 
The her leg fell off, so she had to hop!


Now its cold and damp and chilly too
Mavis thought she'd knit a woolly hat for Stu

[klondike]

Now its cold and damp and chilly too
Mavis thought she'd knit a woolly hat for Stu
A little too small it perched on top
He bought another from the shop

[Mups]

Now its cold and damp and chilly too
Mavis thought she'd knit a woolly hat for Stu
A little too small it perched on top
He bought another from the shop 
And gave his to his little brother, Hugh.


Den sat in his armchair and gazed at his fire
Hurt and upset 'cos Jane called him a liar
For she'd caught him snogging Lil from next door

[GrannyMac]

Den sat in his armchair and gazed at his fire
Hurt and upset 'cos Jane called him a liar
For she'd caught him snogging Lil from next door
Or she thought she had but wasn't too sure
But he'd been getting something out of Lil's eye

Peter booked himself a weekend break
A lovely hotel, they did a nice steak

[Scrumpy]

Peter booked himself a weekend break
A lovely hotel, they did a nice steak
And a rub all over in fragrant oil
It took away all stress and toil