Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Stan was driving in his car
He could have walked it wasn't far
But he had a new limmo-very posh
Wanted to show off outside the Co-Op
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Stan was driving in his car
He could have walked it wasn't far
But he had a new limmo-very posh
Wanted to show off outside the Co-Op 
And people would come from afar. 


He polished the wings and hoovered the seats
Checked the heater to make sure it heats
Cleaned the windows and bumpers too
Even blacked the tyres, so perfect to view


klondike

He polished the wings and hoovered the seats
Checked the heater to make sure it heats
Cleaned the windows and bumpers too
Even blacked the tyres, so perfect to view
Swanking up and down the streets

Then his wipers began to grate

Mups

Then his wipers began to grate 
He also thought his tyres he'd inflate

GrannyMac

Then his wipers began to grate
He also thought his tyres he'd inflate
He drove off and one went bang
He skidded into an Amazon van

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

Then his wipers began to grate
He also thought his tyres he'd inflate
He drove off and one went bang
He skidded into an Amazon van
Oh my goodness now what a fate!