Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Eve had a strange parcel one day
From an admirer, called himself Ray
A chocolate orange and a pair of socks
Packaged up in a cardboard box
No postage, so Eve had to pay!

'Who is Ray?' she couldn't think, 
Perhaps he'd once bought her a drink

[Mups]

'Who is Ray?' she couldn't think,
Perhaps he'd once bought her a drink
Or was it the one with the big lips
Who sold the fish & chips

[GrannyMac]

'Who is Ray?' she couldn't think,
Perhaps he'd once bought her a drink
Or was it the one with the big lips
Who sold the fish & chips
And always served her with a wink 😉 

[klondike]

Josh went out for a night on the town
He spotted a girl who was wearing a gown

[Scrumpy]

Josh went out for a night on the town
He spotted a girl who was wearing a gown
He fancied the gown for himself to wear
He saw himself with bright red hair

[Mups]

Josh went out for a night on the town
He spotted a girl who was wearing a gown
He fancied the gown for himself to wear
He saw himself with bright red hair
And perhaps even a sparkly crown.


A new charity shop opened in town
So Flo went for a rummage around

[GrannyMac]

A new charity shop opened in town
So Flo went for a rummage around
A warm coat and some shoes
Fancy glasses for booze
She got them all for under ten pounds.

[Scrumpy]

She bought a cover for her bed
And false teeth for her mate Fred

[Mups]

She bought a cover for her bed
And false teeth for her mate Fred 
And for a very cheap sum
A long cardi to cover her bum

[GrannyMac]

She bought a cover for her bed
And false teeth for her mate Fred
And for a very cheap sum
A long cardi to cover her bum
And a flat cap to cover her head

Flo thought what a great spending spree 
I can buy lots of stuff, it's almost free!

[klondike]

Flo thought what a great spending spree
I can buy lots of stuff, it's almost free!
She bought a cheap food mixer
Hoping she married a superb fixer

[Ruthio]

Flo thought what a great spending spree
I can buy lots of stuff, it's almost free!
She bought a cheap food mixer
Hoping she married a superb fixer
But it turned out he was all at sea 

[Mups]

Then Flo needed a nice cup of tea
A bit of lunch, and rest her knees
She liked the corner cafe most
And ordered some cheese on toast

[GrannyMac]

Then Flo needed a nice cup of tea
A bit of lunch, and rest her knees
She liked the corner cafe most
And ordered some cheese on toast
Plus fish, chips and mushy peas.