Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Tom was waiting for the number nine
It would be a miracle if it was on time
It had just better not be late
Tom was on a real hot date
First he would take her to dine.

klondike


Scrumpy

Then once she was fed
And after showing her his new shed

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Then once she was fed
And after showing her his new shed
He planned to get frisky

Mups

Then once she was fed
And after showing her his new shed
He planned to get frisky
But he'd had too much whisky

klondike

Then once she was fed
And after showing her his new shed
He planned to get frisky
But he'd had too much whisky
So going to bed was just going to bed

Next day Tom awoke feeling bad
Never before had he felt quite so sad
But he wasn't alone could he make amends?

Scrumpy

Next day Tom awoke feeling bad
Never before had he felt quite so sad
But he wasn't alone could he make amends?
His bed mate said 'No. let's just be friends'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Next day Tom awoke feeling bad
Never before had he felt quite so sad
But he wasn't alone could he make amends?
His bed mate said 'No. let's just be friends' 
So he'd messed up the only chance he had.


The sky was grey, and spots of rain
Were landing on Ted's window pane

GrannyMac

The sky was grey, and spots of rain
Were landing on Ted's window pane
A holiday I'll book he thought
A week or two somewhere its hot
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

The sky was grey, and spots of rain
Were landing on Ted's window pane
A holiday I'll book he thought
A week or two somewhere its hot
I think we'll go to Spain again 🌞