Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Tom was waiting for the number nine
It would be a miracle if it was on time
It had just better not be late
Tom was on a real hot date
First he would take her to dine.

[klondike]

Then once she was fed

[Scrumpy]

Then once she was fed
And after showing her his new shed

[Ruthio]

Then once she was fed
And after showing her his new shed
He planned to get frisky

[Mups]

Then once she was fed
And after showing her his new shed
He planned to get frisky
But he'd had too much whisky