Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Every day Bert had more aches and pains
Hair falling out and varicose veins
Of course he had the warmest heart
Was that the most interesting  part?! 

[Mups]

Every day Bert had more aches and pains
Hair falling out and varicose veins
Of course he had the warmest heart
Was that the most interesting  part?! 
Eve thought he was going insane!



Fish & Chips every Friday night
It was nearly all batter, but tasted alright
Mable & Bill were always first
After having a beer to quench their thirst

[Scrumpy]

Fish & Chips every Friday night
It was nearly all batter, but it tasted alright
Mabel & Bill were always first
After having a beer to quench their thirst
Would they have mushy peas ! .. they might

[GrannyMac]

Pete washed up his breakfast bowl
He thought he'd go for a gentle stroll
Perhaps he'd see his neighbour, Lil

[klondike]

Pete washed up his breakfast bowl
He thought he'd go for a gentle stroll
Perhaps he'd see his neighbour, Lil
Sundays were fishing for her husband Bill 

[Mups]

Pete washed up his breakfast bowl
He thought he'd go for a gentle stroll
Perhaps he'd see his neighbour, Lil
Sundays were fishing for her husband Bill 
Or else he'd watch his team score a goal.



The last two days been a bit of a pain
A cold wind blowing, and trying to rain

[Ruthio]

The last two days been a bit of a pain
A cold wind blowing, and trying to rain
Winter draws on! 

[Scrumpy]

The last two days been a bit of a pain
A cold wind blowing, and trying to rain
Winter draws on!
Summer has gone

[Mups]

The last two days been a bit of a pain
A cold wind blowing, and trying to rain
Winter draws on!
Summer has gone 
The big winter bills are a drain.  


A  naughty young fella called Vic
Got arrested and taken to the Nick

[GrannyMac]

A naughty young fella called Vic
Got arrested and taken to the nick
He wrote nasty slurs 
For not calling 'hims' 'hers'

[klondike]

A naughty young fella called Vic
Got arrested and taken to the nick
He wrote nasty slurs
For not calling 'hims' 'hers'
Especially one he called Dick

Tim recalled his happiest day

[Scrumpy]

Tim recalled his happiest day
It happened in June with a girl called May
Or was it May with a girl called June
Whoever it was there'll be a delivery soon

[klondike]

Tim recalled his happiest day
It happened in June with a girl called May
Or was it May with a girl called June
Whoever it was there'll be a delivery soon
And another direct debit to pay

Tom was waiting for the number nine