Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Fred had a drip but not from the garden hose
It landed on his lip.. starting from his nose
Some new bug? He was rather vague
Could it be the Russian plague

[Ruthio]

Fred had a drip but not from the garden hose
It landed on his lip.. starting from his nose
Some new bug? He was rather vague
Could it be the Russian plague
Or something he'd caught from his friend Rose 🌹 

[Scrumpy]

He wouldn't go near Rose again
He'd leave her to his old mate Ben

[GrannyMac]

He wouldn't go near Rose again
He'd leave her to his old mate Ben
If she has a pulse Ben would be fine
He'd treat her to chips and some lemon and lime
She'd not go out with him again!

[Mups]

Polly felt it was getting colder 
Or perhaps she was just getting older?

[Scrumpy]

Polly felt it was getting colder
Or perhaps she was just getting older?
Woolly socks to wear in bed
And a bobble hat on her head

[klondike]

Polly felt it was getting colder
Or perhaps she was just getting older?
Woolly socks to wear in bed
And a bobble hat on her head
In the summer she was a lot bolder 

It used to be always in the buff

[Mups]

It used to be always in the buff 
But she is no longer a young bit of fluff

[klondike]

It used to be always in the buff
But she is no longer a young bit of fluff
Winceyette rules at bedtime now

[Mups]

It used to be always in the buff
But she is no longer a young bit of fluff
Winceyette rules at bedtime now 
And a woolly hat pulled down to her brow

[GrannyMac]

It used to be always in the buff
But she is no longer a young bit of fluff
Winceyette rules at bedtime now
And a woolly hat pulled down to her brow
And mittens with long cosy cuffs.

Reg thought he'd have fish and chips for tea
But the price made him feel weak at the knees

[klondike]

Reg thought he'd have fish and chips for tea
But the price made him feel weak at the knees
Whatever happened to a piece and six
Not even any batter bits

[Scrumpy]

Reg thought he' have fish and chips for tea
But the price made him feel weak at the knees
Whatever happened to a piece and six
Not even any batter bits
That they once would bung in for free

[Mups]

Every day Bert had more aches and pains
Hair falling out and varicose veins

[klondike]

Every day Bert had more aches and pains
Hair falling out and varicose veins
Of course he had the warmest heart