Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Bit of a muddle today,  Scrumps?  



October 04, 2026, 12:16:19 PM
A Rat living under my shed
Has made itself a nice comfy bed 
But that's a bit too near -
I don't want it here

[Scrumpy]

A rat living under my shed
Has made itself a nice comfy bed
But that's a bit too near..
I don't want it here
It can go next door instead

[Mups]

On telly there were two quiz shows
So Len thought he'd see what he knows
He got settled in his chair

[klondike]

On telly there were two quiz shows
So Len thought he'd see what he knows
He got settled in his chair
His wife's chuckle got a glare

[Ruthio]

On telly there were two quiz shows
So Len thought he'd see what he knows
He got settled in his chair
His wife's chuckle got a glare
Unfortunately he began to doze....💤 😴 

[GrannyMac]

He thought he'd give Countdown a go
But his spelling was only so so
His numeracy was poor as well

[Scrumpy]

He thought he'd give Countdown a go
But his spelling was only so so
His numeracy was poor as well
The square root of twenty he could not tell

[Ruthio]

He thought he'd give Countdown a go
But his spelling was only so so
His numeracy was poor as well
The square root of twenty he could not tell
He was now left feeling quite low 😔😪

[Scrumpy]

Reg turned the key-she wouldn't start
Was the old girl falling apart

[Mups]

Reg turned the key-she wouldn't start
Was the old girl falling apart
So he left his old girl in bed
And went out to his car instead        

[klondike]

Reg turned the key-she wouldn't start
Was the old girl falling apart
So he left his old girl in bed
And went out to his car instead
From the bed came a gentle fart

His aging car coughed into life

[Ruthio]

His aging car coughed into life
Could the same be said of his wife?!