Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

#8835
Bit of a muddle today,  Scrumps?   :wink:



Yesterday at 12:16:19 PM
A Rat living under my shed
Has made itself a nice comfy bed 
But that's a bit too near -
I don't want it here

Scrumpy

A rat living under my shed
Has made itself a nice comfy bed
But that's a bit too near..
I don't want it here
It can go next door instead
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

On telly there were two quiz shows
So Len thought he'd see what he knows
He got settled in his chair

klondike

On telly there were two quiz shows
So Len thought he'd see what he knows
He got settled in his chair
His wife's chuckle got a glare

Ruthio

On telly there were two quiz shows
So Len thought he'd see what he knows
He got settled in his chair
His wife's chuckle got a glare
Unfortunately he began to doze....💤 😴 

GrannyMac

He thought he'd give Countdown a go
But his spelling was only so so
His numeracy was poor as well
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

He thought he'd give Countdown a go
But his spelling was only so so
His numeracy was poor as well
The square root of twenty he could not tell
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

He thought he'd give Countdown a go
But his spelling was only so so
His numeracy was poor as well
The square root of twenty he could not tell
He was now left feeling quite low 😔😪