Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Mable went to the Co-op and bumped into Reg
Caught him doing a wee behind their hedge!
Their eyes suddenly locked -
Not sure who was more shocked

[klondike]

Mable went to the Co-op and bumped into Reg
Caught him doing a wee behind their hedge!
Their eyes suddenly locked -
Not sure who was more shocked
As he tried to hide his meat and two veg

Nice out today she blurted out

[GrannyMac]

Nice out today she blurted out
'It certainly is love' she heard him shout
Her face was red, his was too

[klondike]

Nice out today she blurted out
'It certainly is love' she heard him shout
Her face was red, his was too
In all the excitement he'd pee'd on his shoe

[Mups]

Nice out today she blurted out
'It certainly is love' she heard him shout
Her face was red, his was too
In all the excitement he'd pee'd on his shoe
"Now look what you've done" he heard Mable shout!


October 01, 2026, 11:06:20 AM
Mable turned away and went into the shop
And found the cleaner shoving a man with her mop
She'd seen him nick meat and Vodka an' all
So she had him pinned against the wall

[Scrumpy]

Mabel turned away and went into the shop
And found a cleaner shoving a man with her mop
She'd seen him nick meat and Vodka an' all
So she had him pinned up against the wall
He started crying ,begged, don't call the cops


Mabel did but they never arrived
She let him go home at half past five

[klondike]

Mabel did but they never arrived
She let him go home at half past five
On his way out he grabbed a pie
Mabel saw and gave a sigh

[GrannyMac]

Mabel did but they never arrived
She let him go home at half past five
On his way out he grabbed a pie
Mabel saw and gave a sigh
But it was out of date and he's barely alive 🤮

There was an old man from Northants
Who decided to learn how to dance

[klondike]

There was an old man from Northants
Who decided to learn how to dance
He went to some classes
Packed full with young lasses

[Mups]

There was an old man from Northants
Who decided to learn how to dance
He went to some classes
Packed full with young lasses 
And around the hall he did prance.


Then one week he had bad Gout
He just sat on a chair and could do nowt
Till Sadie came by
And gave him the eye

[klondike]

Then one week he had bad Gout
He just sat on a chair and could do nowt
Till Sadie came by
And gave him the eye
And a lecture about drinking brown stout

That muck will rot your guts
Even worse if you eat cashew nuts